My name is Trent and I am a pre-pharmacy college student currently attending UNLV in Las Vegas. I am all about sushi, Photoshop, Seattle, texting, Coen brothers’ films, and web design. I enjoy amazing girls that are cute, genuine, and have a smart sense of humor. Beaches, alternative music, and Tina Fey make me smile. I love playing or watching both basketball and baseball. I’ve never had a nosebleed in my life and I always wear flip-flops unless forced otherwise. I am straight but have a strong weakness for clothes shopping. I’m guilty of overdressing for casual occasions. I have two dogs, Milo and Mandy. I’m proficient in HTML, PHP, and CSS. I wear my glasses only when it’s absolutely necessary, and very hesitant to transition to contact lenses for fear of touching my eye. I’m deathly afraid of heights and most roller-coasters. I hate the wind, love the sun, and indifferent to the rain. I suck at relationships, but hope to find a good one. This is my blog.

Below is an unnecessarily extensive list of random personal facts. The original list was created in this post.
 

• I find it amusing when I take a bag of popcorn out of the microwave and a few kernels pop whilst the bag is in my hands.
• I don’t understand people who feel they need to make a religious, political, or social statements via bumper-sticker or window-decal.
• I don’t like the smell of Wal-mart.
• I avoid using public bathrooms whenever possible.
• I always wear flip-flops unless forced to do otherwise.
• I unknowingly get out of bed on the same side every morning.
• I usually watch the entire end credits of movies. I find it interesting the amount of people required in the process of making a studio movie.
• I sing really loud in the car, but not in the shower. I have a feeling it’s because I can turn the music up in the car to drown out my singing, which is not possible considering the acoustics of a shower.
• I never sleep with socks on.
• I usually only listen to the first 10 seconds of a voice mail before deleting it.
• I cringe when people repeat themselves in conversation. (ie: “If only I had another chance.. If only I have another chance..) Once is enough, stop being so dramatic.
• I can’t drink warm water, and my water of choice if Fiji.
• I suffer from Acrophobia, a fear of heights.
• I wear glasses only when I have to be able to see. I haven’t made the transition to contact lenses yet, for fear of touching my eye.
• My favorite word is superfluous.
• One of my hobbies is web/graphic design.
• I am told I have a very feminine sounding sneeze. I’ll work on sneezing deeper.
• I’ve told a good amount of people my full name is Trenton James Morris III (The 3rd is not true, but it sounds cool.)
• Most of the time I hang up my phone without actually saying goodbye. Sorry, but that takes precious time I just don’t have. I’m sort of a big deal..
• I don’t eat cottage cheese. I don’t see a use for it, or understand how people eat it.
• I subscribe to GQ magazine.
• I loathe people that talk during movies. I sometimes take violent action.
• Seattle is my favorite place in the world, and miss it dearly.
• I love every movie created by the Coen brothers. (Joel and Ethan)
• I strongly feel that an adequate amount of English should be known as a prerequisite for living in this country.
• People that loudly use blue-tooth headsets in public are annoying. I might punch one, I give fair warning.
• I have kissed 42 girls at the time this list was created. I made a list one day as a dare.
• I don’t do roller-coasters or snow.
• I’m semi-color blind between certain color combinations.
• I prefer thin ties.
• I am straight but one of my biggest weaknesses is shopping for clothes.
• I am going to name my first daughter Brooklyn. (Maybe Brooke for short)
• Driving in snow is an enormous threat to myself and everyone else on the road.
• I almost never remember my dreams for more than an hour after I wake up.
• I don’t like people who have “ring-back” tones.
• Sushi is my favorite food of all time and I could eat it everyday of my life. (Followed by a close second: Bacon)
• I’m both a Seattle Mariners and Los Angeles Lakers fan for life.
• My smile always seems to look fake in photos, even when I’m sincerely happy at the time it’s taken.
• I am very uncomfortable in the passenger seat of a car.
• It irritates me to no end when parents do not control their chaotic children in public places.
• I am definitely NOT a morning person. I consider anytime before 1:00 PM to be the “morning”.
• I watch a good amount of movies and films. I rate and review them here.
• I’ve never had a nosebleed in my life.
• I like dressing up for formal and semi-formal events. I was made to wear a nice suit.
• I’m always [with good reason] overly polite to people that handle my food, especially at fast-food establishments.
• Fall is my favorite season, for both the weather and the required clothing.
• I’ve always had a dream of being an editor for GQ magazine.
• Justin Timberlake and Joel McHale are personal heroes of mine.
• I subscribe to the 3-at-a-time Netflix plan.
• I used to drink nonfat milk, but have recently switched to 2%. Yes, I’ve deemed this important enough for this list.
• I only watch TV from my DVR so I can watch my addicting shows at my own convenience.
• I believe that people who still use Internet Explorer shouldn’t be trusted to have internet access. I have my reasons.
• I tip 20-30% at restaurants.
• I am often mocked for having “girly” handwriting. I’m over it.
• I own 100 shares of Verizon communications. Ask me why, I won’t have an answer.
• I’ve never liked carrying a wallet in my back pocket until just recently. I firmly dislike having anything in my pockets. (OCD maybe?)
• I think I eat breakfast foods more at night than in the morning.
• I have a strange ability to tastefully layer clothing, and I do it well.
• I want to learn to play the piano
• I don’t see the point in chewing fruity or cinnamon gum.
• I don’t wear a watch or anything on my wrists, for that matter.
• Penguins are my favorite animal and hope to someday domesticate one and keep it as my flightless, waddling pet.
• I would drop everything and marry Natalie Portman with no hesitation if the opportunity presents itself. (Tina Fey, also)
• I to use a medium/bold pen instead of a fine point pen.
• I feel naked without my cellphone. (I also feel naked without my clothes)
• I usually don’t eat breakfast, I instead eat twice as much for dinner.
• Cucumber Melon is my favorite lotion scent.
• I include my middle initial in my signature.
• I overuse chapstick, Burt’s Beeswax being my product of choice.
• I have 10307 songs in my iTunes at the time of this list.
• My favorite women’s perfume is Be Delicious by DKNY. It was worn by the girl I first loved. (awkward..)
• I’ve never been in a real car accident. I rear-ended a car once, but it was obviously his fault, so I don’t count that incident.
• I find it very hard to get to sleep anywhere other than my own bed.
• I love the sun, hate the wind, and indifferent about the rain.
• I have the two cutest nieces in the world. That’s a fact, look it up.
• I enjoy flying, but hate the airport.
• I think T-Shirts with clever or witty one-liners are overrated and are worn by people who think they are comedians.
• I tie my tie in a single Windsor knot.
• I sometimes iron my t-shirts and even my jeans on occasion.
• I can’t read in a moving care without getting a sick feeling.
• I enjoy alternative music and any band with a unique sound.
• I played drums for a few years before college. Now I only play Xbox 360 sometimes.
• I can eat a pound of bacon without thinking twice.
• I know how to drive stick because my first car (1999 Red Ford Mustang) was a 5-speed manual transmission.
• I’m an Eagle Scout. And Proud.
• I’ve been a pharmacy tech for over a year now. I sell drugs, legally. :)
• I now drive a tiny white Toyota that weighs less than I do. They don’t make Echo’s anymore, so yeah, it’s one-of-a-kind.
• I don’t like ice cream. Don’t stone me for saying this, I’ll eat it, but I don’t view it as a treat.
• My favorite desert is cheesecake.
• I got tired of shaving so I found an alternative: I don’t. I just trim it every day or so.
• I don’t believe I’ve ever used a payphone.
• I hang all my clothes (with the exception of jeans) instead of folding anything.
• I send/receive 50-100 text messages a day.
• The only country music I can tolerate is Garth Brooks [who I love] and I guess Rascal Flatts, but I don’t think they’re really country.
• I always obey the “10 Items or Less” rule of the speedy checkout line, and despise those that ignore it.
• Japan is the only other country I strongly want to visit.
• I’m 5′ 11″, 148lbs, 32-inch waist, and wear a 9 & 1/2 shoe.
• Burn After Reading and The Big Lewbowski are my favorite films.
• I look in every mirror I pass, almost as a reflex. When you look this good, why pass up an opportunity?
• I love the beach.
• I don’t use gel in my hair, I use wax and a small amount of hair spray.
• I’m unnecessarily competitive.
• I never blow bubbles with chewing gum.*
• I’ve had my driver’s license suspended by the state of Washington. (Apparently showing up for a court date is a “big deal” in Seattle.)*
• I think girls with European accents are great.*