I was watching a news program [meeting my once-a-year quota] in which they criticized President Obama by saying he has accomplished less in his first six months in office than any other president in US history. I tried to imagine a way that statement could even be proven right or wrong.. until my head hurt and I moved on with my life.

Since I don’t watch the news on a regular basis or read the newspaper (those do still exist right?) — I wasn’t aware of anything the president has done to follow through on his endless promises of change during his celebrity-like “campaign” for the prez. Coincidently enough I read an email today listing a few of his mediocre accomplishments thus far.

Keep in mind I never fact-check and I don’t plan on starting now. So if you know any of the following aren’t true, feel free to let me know. I’m pretty sure at least some of it has to be right-wing bias, but chances are most of it is not completely fabricated.

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1. Offended the Queen of England.

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.

4. Kissed Socialist Hugo Chavez on the cheek.

5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales ofBolivia.

6. Sided with Hugo Chavez and Communist Fidel Castro against Honduras.

7. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions while they’re building their nuclear weapons.

8. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.

9. Expanded the bailouts.

10. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.

11. Doubled our national debt.

12. Announced the termination of our new missile defense system the day after North Korea launched an ICBM.

13. Released information on U.S. Intelligence gathering despite urgings of his own CIA director and the prior four CIA directors.

14. Accepted without comment that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two other nominees withdrew after they couldn’t take the heat.

15. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who identified military veterans and abortion opponents as “dangers to the nation.”

16. Ordered that the word “terrorism” no longer be used and instead refers to such acts as “man made disasters.”

17. Circled the globe to publicly apologize for America’s world leadership.

18. Told the Mexican president that the violence in their country was because of us.

19. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from the Department of Commerce.

20. Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion to Cuba of a 9-year-old whose mother died trying to bring him to freedom in the United States.

21. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration may stand trial for “torturing” three 9/11 terrorists by pouring water up their noses.

22. Low altitude photo shoot of Air Force One over New York City that frightened thousands of New Yorkers.

23. Sent his National Defense Advisor toEurope to assure them that the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be on their own with the Muslims.

24. Praised Jimmy Carter’s trip to Gazawhere he sided with terrorist Hamas againstIsrael.

25. Nationalized General Motors and Chrysler while turning shareholder control over to the unions and freezing out retired investors who owned their bonds. Committed unlimited taxpayer billions in the process.

26. Passed a huge energy tax in the House that will make American industry even less competitive while costing homeowners thousands per year.

27. Announced nationalized health care “reform” that will strip seniors of their Medicare, cut pay of physicians, increase taxes yet another $1 trillion, and put everyone on rationed care with government bureaucrats deciding who gets care and who doesn’t.

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Now before all of you liberals attack me for posting this — chill. It was between an in-depth look into the risk versus reward ratio of walking through a Wal-mart parking lot [at night], or this underdeveloped piece of anti-Obama propaganda.

I chose the latter and I’m sorry. It was a lose-lose situation.